Important Discoveries

Posted on 4th November 2011 in Important Discoveries

Washing Up – no matter how long you leave it, it will not do itself

Bluebottles – never signify anything good

Cats – no matter how many beds, towels, designated throws you provide; they will only sleep on your clean laundry

Laundry – must be related to washing up as it will also not do itself

‘Nothing tastes as good as slim feels’ – is a lie

Cats – if you obstruct your clean laundry, they will sleep on your pillow

Coffee – real coffee that is, smells sooooo good

True Love – if you find it, hold on tight

Beetroot – is awesome

Sweetfire beetroot – could change your life

Kittens – are actually the cutest, most awwwww inspiring thing on god’s green earth

Wine – the sound of cold, dry, white wine being poured has to be one of the best sounds in the world

Unfiled post – multiplies (by 10 every 4 hours) when left unattended

Waiting in for a parcel – can slow time, physicists should look into this

Cats – are better than dogs *hides behind sofa from dog owners*

Handwritten letters – I miss them

Unexpected heartfelt #FFs – give you a warm fuzzy feeling

Trees – are bloody great, I love them

Wasps – are shite

House Hippos – I wish they were real

Cats – also like sleeping in really small boxes

A good book – can lift your soul

A bad book – is like a personal insult

Bees – need protecting, buy a bee box, buy some bee friendly flowers

Grey hairs – do not multiply if you pull them out

Grey hairs – do multiply as soon as you notice them, they just like attention

Full English Breakfast – if cooked right is one of the most satisfying things you can eat

Fruit – meh

Finally a quote, I don’t know who it is by but I think it’s one of the truest things I’ve ever read:

Love isn’t the person you can see yourself with, it’s the one person you can’t see yourself without

9 Comments

  • Reply Sarah Twinn (@sarahbakes_uk) 4th November 2011 at 11:41 am

    And if a white cat can find some clean dark coloured laundry to sleep on, they will!

    • Reply CoffeeCurls 4th November 2011 at 11:55 am

      So true! And they are magnetically attracted to dark coloured work clothing 😉

      • Reply Sarah Twinn (@sarahbakes_uk) 4th November 2011 at 1:29 pm

        And if they can’t find any clean laundry, dark work clothes or pillows, then they go for anything fleecy! A dark coloured clean fleece is considered heaven for both of my cats!

        • Reply CoffeeCurls 4th November 2011 at 2:20 pm

          and don’t forget the kids homework – that is VERY comfy, especially if you have wet muddy paws!

      • Reply Sarah Twinn (@sarahbakes_uk) 4th November 2011 at 5:46 pm

        Not at that point yet, fortunately! P only has phonics homework at the moment!

  • Reply Urbanvox 4th November 2011 at 12:42 pm

    Loads of cat discoveries!!!! :-)
    Very very true in all the other ones.
    About the final quote… I got to discover that myself too… Shame I discovered it when it was too late to do anything about it… I’m hoping there are second chances in life.

    • Reply CoffeeCurls 4th November 2011 at 12:53 pm

      Life is full of second chances! Have you let the ‘one that got away’ know that you’d like a second chance? Might be worth a try x

  • Reply Him Up North 4th November 2011 at 6:58 pm

    Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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