Natural Harvest Cook Book… (it’s a weeny bit rude!)

Posted on 25th January 2012 in Natural Harvest Cook Book

I spent a reasonable amount of time today crying with laughter over this book so thought I’d share it with you!

 

I love the little caveat at the bottom there! In case you can’t read it it says: ‘This cookbook is written for consenting diners of semen. Please do not add semen to your guest’s food without informing them beforehand. All the recipes in this book have all been tested by the author and friends of the author.

So what can you cook?

I thought they’d been reasonably grown up with the titles until I got to the desserts section…

Want to see a recipe? Yes of course you do! Just one thing to say here, yes it DOES say TABLESPOONS!

Here is the link if you feel the need to buy a copy :)

10 Comments

  • Reply Tim (aka Dotterel) 25th January 2012 at 3:42 pm

    You wait, they’ll be stocking jars of the stuff on supermarket shelves next. Which reminds me of the boy caught masturbating in the school dorm. The Housemaster told him he should be saving that sort of thing for when he wa married, to which he replied: ‘I am sir. I’ve got three jars full already!’

  • Reply Not Just A Mummy 25th January 2012 at 5:13 pm

    sounds very grim, what do you say ”here honey take the jug to the bathroom i need to make a start on tea” lol gross! 😀

  • Reply FionaCambouropoulos (@coombemill) 26th January 2012 at 3:58 pm

    Oh that is so gross!

    • Reply CoffeeCurls 26th January 2012 at 5:02 pm

      I know, incredible that it got published – I bet loads have sold as ‘joke’ presents too!

  • Reply Kate 27th January 2012 at 10:41 am

    Do you know of anyone who’s tried it yet? Proper grossed out lol xx

  • Reply Mrs TeePot 29th January 2012 at 6:18 pm

    HAHA! Oh how brilliant is that!

  • Reply Angela 4th October 2012 at 1:39 pm

    my boyfriend and i tried several of the recipies in the book.. we liked it.. horny food!
    ow.. and he fills the tablespoons with ease.. :)

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