Dog Logic

Dog Logic


The reason a dog has so many friends is that 

he wags his tail instead of his tongue..





There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

-Ben Williams 





A dog is the only thing on earth that loves

you more than he loves himself.

 -Josh Billings 




The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

 -Andy Rooney 




Anybody who doesn’t know what soap

tastes like never washed a dog.

– Franklin Jones 




If your dog is fat, you need more exercise





My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. 

That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.

-Joe Weinstein 




If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you;

that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

 – Mark Twain 




Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

-Roger Caras 





If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits

in your pocket and then give him only two of them.


-Phil Pastoret