All Things Bacon And Beautiful

A post dedicated to @cosmicgirlie

For putting on owies, bacon plasters…

For a hot night out (or in) the bacon tuxedo….

No outfit is complete without a bacon bracelet…

Breakfast just doesn’t work, without bacon jam…

 

Now any time can be bacon time with this classy watch…

Never lose that taste of breakfast, slick this balm on all day long…

Attract a man with taste by washing in bacon soap…

Look sizzling every day with these bacon earrings…

Be the envy of the school gates, tell them how you likes your bacon…

And finally, you bet I saved the best till last – be smokin’ in the bedroom with bacon lube…