Dear So and So… the school trip edition

Dear Head Teacher,

When my son is entrusted to your care on a week away, what I don’t want, what I really DON’T want is ‘school calling’ to appear on my mobile…

I also don’t want is to be told that he is being taken to the doctors at 12noon and you’ll ring you me again straight after.

What I additionally don’t want is for it to now be 1pm and you’ve not rung back!

Yours sincerely,